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HYMN # 365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down ...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'"
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said,
'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down ...
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,
"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
'Shall We Gather at the River.'"
Hogpatrol
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Dewald
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Hogpatrol
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Hogpatrol
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Two guys decide they're going to try moose hunting. They figure a decoy would be good but can't find one so they buy a two person moose suit and head for the big woods. They both get in and the guy in the front has the cow call and they figure when they see a bull, they'll get out of the suit and take a shot. Finally a big bull starts heading their way and they start to fumble around trying to get out of the suit. The guy in the back says "the zipper is stuck, I can't get out. what are we going to do"? The guy in the front says "I don't know about you but I'm going to start nibbling some grass".
Hogpatrol
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cpr0312
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cpr0312
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Hogpatrol
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cpr0312
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JimP
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