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Two hunters shot their buck and none was bigger than the other.
 
Romanian boars are no match for my Swiss mini gun. Silver-tipped 2.34mm ammo for swine with blood-sucking tendencies.

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A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you".

Her husband asks "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies "It's me...talking to the wine".
 
An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts... so the driver happily munches them.

Every 5 minutes she gives him a handful of more peanuts.

Driver: "Why don't you eat them yourself?"

Old Lady: "I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth."

Driver: "Then why do you buy them?"

Old Lady: "Oh, I just love the chocolates around them."
 
Things had been going badly with my GF. So I booked a table for 2 at a favourite place of mine for 8pm.

Things just got worse. By 9pm she hadn't potted a single ball.
 
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Too bad Chuck Norris' never cries.
 
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I was buying my truck from a dealer in Dallas a couple years back during Christmas time. This guy was hanging out next door at a gun store.
 
What a generous offer! I share this cartoon with my wife every time she gets after me leaving for a hunt!
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All time classic!!!!
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Some Norwegians were hunting moose in Sweden and manage to shoot one.
When they started to pull the moose out to the nearest road they met a Swede who told them to
tie the rope in the nose instead of the back legs.
It will be more easy to pull the moose with the hairs instead of against.
That the Norwegians found was an good idea.It was much easier to pull it that way!
When they have pulled the moose for a while they stopp and one of the Norwegians said:
I think that damn Swede fooled us! This way we will get further and further away from the road!!!

I think it was this variant:

Some Swedes were hunting moose in Norway and manage to shoot one.
When they started to pull the moose out to the nearest road they met a Norwegian who told them to tie the rope in the nose instead of the back legs.
It will be more easy to pull the moose with the hairs instead of against.
That the Swedes found was an good idea. It was much easier to pull it that way!
When they have pulled the moose for a while they stopped and one of the Swedes said:
I think that damn Norwegian fooled us! This way we will get further and further away from the road!!!
 
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