Cooking Eggs

James.Grage

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A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in. Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.

"Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!"

The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!"

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state,forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.

"WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!"

The wife runs to the fri-

"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the EGGS!"

At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.

She gasps, "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs."

The husband simply smiles and replies, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I'm driving with you in the car," and leaves.
 
Ohh! I'm so stealing this one!
 
Very good!
 
I just sent it to my wife
I may not be writing anymore after tonight
Been nice talking to you guys
 
Cliffy, i let my wife read it and she got a good laugh.

And yup she saw her self in it...

Go figure
 
I tried this and my wife looked at me like I was crazy....

Of course, I'm the one who cooks the eggs at home, so maybe that was the problem....
 
Funny thing- She agreed!!!!!!!
 

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