the outhouse

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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"



Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."



Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."



So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse



"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"



Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!



"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."



So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"



Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"


Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"



To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
 
really????
 
LMAO:clap:
 
Reminds me of the toilet on a tugboat my dad had when I was a kid, one of many tugs actually. It had the same problem, my mom would bitch about it, dad said, ah dont worry about it. One day right in Juneau harbor at the dock, the seat pinched HIM real good! Everybody within earshot heard the yelling and screaming and cussing from Pop, when all of a sudden the whole damn toilet, seat and all came flying out of the on deck head, into the bay! He had ripped it right off the bolts and chucked it overboard in true Alaska tugboat fashion. I sure do miss the old man.
 
sestoppelman said:
Reminds me of the toilet on a tugboat my dad had when I was a kid, one of many tugs actually. It had the same problem, my mom would bitch about it, dad said, ah dont worry about it. One day right in Juneau harbor at the dock, the seat pinched HIM real good! Everybody within earshot heard the yelling and screaming and cussing from Pop, when all of a sudden the whole damn toilet, seat and all came flying out of the on deck head, into the bay! He had ripped it right off the bolts and chucked it overboard in true Alaska tugboat fashion. I sure do miss the old man.
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ha ha ha , did you inhereit his temper ses
 
:clap::clap::clap:
 
sestoppelman said:
Reminds me of the toilet on a tugboat my dad had when I was a kid, one of many tugs actually. It had the same problem, my mom would bitch about it, dad said, ah dont worry about it. One day right in Juneau harbor at the dock, the seat pinched HIM real good! Everybody within earshot heard the yelling and screaming and cussing from Pop, when all of a sudden the whole damn toilet, seat and all came flying out of the on deck head, into the bay! He had ripped it right off the bolts and chucked it overboard in true Alaska tugboat fashion. I sure do miss the old man.
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I thinks you would also have missed the toilet sorely for the rest of the trip!!!:doh2:
 
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