Mixology report, whats your favorite mixed drink?

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Bob only you could take a conversation dedicated to alcohol and turn it into a 35 Whalen discussion... I had thought we were partners in the thread derailing business but it turns out you sir are the master and I’m but an apprentice.

@Skinnersblade
What can I say Grasshopper. Alcohol and the Whelen make for interesting and good conversation. Throw in a mention of a 243 or manbun and it will go to shit real quick.
Bob.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

If you've already had a few, it's pretty tasty. Lol!

@Toby 458
If'n you want a really bad drink that's supposed to be good for hang overs you could try my uncle's MUNGUNDI SHANDY. Port wine and beer mixed 50/50. 3 of these and your right to continue. Doesnt cure the hangover just gets you drunk again quickly

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Coruba rum and water (in separate glasses)

@Cervus elaphas
Doesn't sound like a good rum. Caruba is what they put in car polish to make it better isn't it.
Haha
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

And what brand of water? I think there are more brands of "specialty" water out there than liquor brands.

@CoElkHunter
Them special waters are for those manbun and 243 users aren't they.
Water and alcohol don't mix because fish do all sorts of funny things in water that make it not nice
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

No, not the Bundy rum!

@CoElkHunter
Real men DRINK Bundy not that cat pee sippin whiskey/ bourbon.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Anybody ever cut a hole in a watermelon and pour vodka in it and then eat the watermelon after the vodka soaks through the melon? I was somewhere once when that was done, and it actually was pretty good.

@CoElkHunter
My brother did that but let the water melon sit for a couple of days in the fridge. He was a cruel prick fed it to some Mormons on a hot day, a few big slices each.
You should have seen them trying to ride their bicycles.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

In Poland we call this the submarine, it has such an effect on me as to make me submerge under the table. Never knew a person could actually enjoy it, live and learn!

@Opposite Pole
Mate out here we have one that makes the submarine look like a row boat.
THE DEPTH CHARGE
15oz glass 3/4 full of beer
Shot glass full of OP Bundy Rum
Drop shot glass in beer so it sinks to the bottom and drink all in one go.
This is how most end end up 1,2,3, floor Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Whatever gets me drunk faster.

@Chickenfarmers
Try a depth charge jobs done quick easy painless until the next day.
Bob

 

[Cervus elaphus]

And what brand of water? I think there are more brands of "specialty" water out there than liquor brands.

Doesn't matter, it's only there to rinse the rum glass

And what brand of water? I think there are more brands of "specialty" water out there than liquor brands.

Doesn't matter, water is only for rinsing rum glass

@Cervus elaphas
Doesn't sound like a good rum. Caruba is what they put in car polish to make it better isn't it.
Haha
Bob

It's the only rum I've liked since leaving the Navy. There is no substitute for a pusser's tot. however we did encounter black rum In Kingston Jamaica and I vaguely recall being taken back to the ship in a wheelbarrow.

 

[Cervus elaphus]

@CoElkHunter
Real men DRINK Bundy not that cat pee sippin whiskey/ bourbon.
Bob

Bundy Bob?. I wouldn't wash my cat with it. I once swapped a full bottle of Bundy for two cans of XXXX, that's how desperate I was ...

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Bundy Bob?. I wouldn't wash my cat with it. I once swapped a full bottle of Bundy for two cans of XXXX, that's how desperate I was ...

@Cervus elaphas
Mate mix the Bundy with a beer chasers after 3 you won't care about the beer chasers. Here's you being a queenslander as nd can't handle Bundy.
As Gomer Pyle said to his Sgt. Shame, shame, shame that just ain't right Sgt Carter.
Bob

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

Doesn't matter, it's only there to rinse the rum glass

Doesn't matter, water is only for rinsing rum glass

It's the only rum I've liked since leaving the Navy. There is no substitute for a pusser's tot. however we did encounter black rum In Kingston Jamaica and I vaguely recall being taken back to the ship in a wheelbarrow.

@Cervus elaphas
Just read this and why you don't like Bundy.
Being a Pusser anything stronger than lemonade is to strong. Now a grunt would mix Bundy and gunpowder together and drink it this a sock with gritted teeth and say it was good.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Truly Pusser are ok the same as all services but we gotta have some stirring among us.
Bob.

 

[Cervus elaphus]

@Cervus elaphas
Mate mix the Bundy with a beer chasers after 3 you won't care about the beer chasers. Here's you being a queenslander as nd can't handle Bundy.
As Gomer Pyle said to his Sgt. Shame, shame, shame that just ain't right Sgt Carter.
Bob

Even us Queenslanders can't stand the stuff. If you watch the motorists up there driving past the cane fields, they're all wearing masks !

 

[Cervus elaphus]

@Cervus elaphas
Just read this and why you don't like Bundy.
Being a Pusser anything stronger than lemonade is to strong. Now a grunt would mix Bundy and gunpowder together and drink it this a sock with gritted teeth and say it was good.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Truly Pusser are ok the same as all services but we gotta have some stirring among us.
Bob.

You're right there Bob. Once you've had real rum (the stuff that has to be watered down so it doesn't kill ya, all others are pissweak. Grunts don't use gunpowder, it upsets their camo lipstick.

 

[Opposite Pole]

@Opposite Pole
Mate out here we have one that makes the submarine look like a row boat.
THE DEPTH CHARGE
15oz glass 3/4 full of beer
Shot glass full of OP Bundy Rum
Drop shot glass in beer so it sinks to the bottom and drink all in one go.
This is how most end end up 1,2,3, floor Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Bob

That's how it's served here too - from my experience, it is a strong anesthetic.

 

[Cervus elaphus]

That's how it's served here too - from my experience, it is a strong anesthetic.

nah, too weak. Good for cleaning yer teeth in.
With the news of the passing of the Duke of Edinburgh, I owe the man a debt, every time one of his kids were born, I got an extra tot (splice the mainbrace). One tot at 11:30am and the other at 5pm never together otherwise we'd be sailing in circles.

 

[Bob Nelson 35Whelen]

You're right there Bob. Once you've had real rum (the stuff that has to be watered down so it doesn't kill ya, all others are pissweak. Grunts don't use gunpowder, it upsets their camo lipstick.

@Cervus elaphas
And here's me years later still wondering why my cam paint wouldn't work, thanks for putting me straight. The most dangerous task on a ship is even more hazardous than grunt duty. Picking up the soap in the shower..
It's good you report Bundy to the states that have class and at least we can spell beer , we don't have to put 4 x's on a box.
Oh how queenslander bite. Next you know you will be having dillusions of Queensland winning the state of origin NRL.
Bob

 

[spike.t]

@Toby 458
If'n you want a really bad drink that's supposed to be good for hang overs you could try my uncle's MUNGUNDI SHANDY. Port wine and beer mixed 50/50. 3 of these and your right to continue. Doesnt cure the hangover just gets you drunk again quickly

Port and brandy 50/50 sorts you even quicker...

 

[spike.t]

Anybody ever cut a hole in a watermelon and pour vodka in it and then eat the watermelon after the vodka soaks through the melon? I was somewhere once when that was done, and it actually was pretty good.

Yup my wife ...but doesn't eat it drinks the juice through a straw....but I think the novelty has worn off now as not done it for a bit....didn't need much as serious amount of vodka in it...

 

[Kevin Peacocke]

A pairing rather than a mix, but for a little taste of heaven head to the Victoria pub in London, near Lancaster Gate tube and order a pint of Jaipur lager and a steak and kidney pie. When that delicious gravy trickles down your chops, followed by a quaff, you will be complete.