dangers of golfing

[gillettehunter]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle .
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''

'I don't remember much after that'

 

[spike.t]

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

now is that the usa version of fanny or the british version? although either version would have got him in the in the .......

 

[bluey]

now is that the usa version of fanny or the british version? although either version would have got him in the in the .......

ha ha ha ha

with a statement like that , the inch difference is irrelevant , spike

 

[Nyati]

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