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  1. AkMike

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    A new government study has found that women with large asses live longer than men who mention it to them . :ignore:
     
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    ha ha ha , you don't need to be a brain surgeon, to work that one out
     
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    As I get older, that thing that use to make me think before I spoke, seems to go on the "fritz" more and more. If this is true, I better get that next trip to Africa in as soon as possible......Thanks for the warning Mike!
     
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    I've found that the dog house will be quite comfortable with a small addition..

    The suggestion that she 'stand on her head' for part of her exercise program to see if some of the weight shifts didn't go over too well either.. :(
     
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    A real gentleman would never mention that, although he might think about it :wink2:
     

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