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  1. bluey

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    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Allan & Lorraine Jones

    To: Alexandra Carraill ; Beryl Gull ; Carole Wood ; Jean Carr ; lyn hunt ; murray jones ; Pam Crellin ; Pam McGrath ; Shirley Code ; Tina Colla ; Veronica Scwartz ; Wendy Fraser

    Sent: Monday, December 31, 2012 6:53 PM

    Subject: Fw: Today's word is "Fluctuations"

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: ron & val

    To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;

    Sent: Saturday, December 29, 2012 8:22 PM

    Subject: Fw: Today's word is "Fluctuations"

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    A chuckle for you.

    Today's word is.................. Fluctuations

    (I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.)

    I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one
    lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for
    dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . . .

    She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat
    dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

    The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

    The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
     
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