why parents drink.....

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    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick.
    So he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. '

    "Hello ?"

    'Is your daddy home?' '
    Small voice whispered, ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,'

    樽ay I talk with him?'
    The child whispered, ' No .' ;

    So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?'
    å¡‘es she's out in the garden too

    禅he boss asked; 'May I talk with her?'
    Again the é®®o
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    'Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
    ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. '

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
    ' No, He's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?'

    ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the police dog men. '

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

    ' It's a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

    'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
    ' The search team just landed a helicopter '

    'A search team?' said the boss. 'What are they searching for?'

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
     
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