WHY I HAD TO CHANGE MOTELS

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    Last week I checked into my hotel in Tampa and was a bit lonely. I
    thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books
    like escorts and such.

    I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself
    Veronique. The photo showed a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
    She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy
    hair, long graceful legs... well, you get the picture! I figured, what
    the heck, give her a call.

    "Hello," the woman says.

    God, she sounded sexy. Afraid I Would lose my nerve if I hesitated I
    rushed right in.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
    and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
    alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
    want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
    you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie
    me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
    everything! Now, how does that sound?"

    "Well" she says, "first you need to press 9 for an outside line." :eek:
     

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