White on Wedding Day

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    A young girl went with her mother to her very first wedding. She was sitting there very excitedly taking it all in, when the bride walked down the aisle beautifully dressed in a flowing white gown the little girl nudged her mother and asked, why is that lady dressed all in white? Her mother quietly replied, she is the one getting married and white is the color of joy and happiness, since this is the happiest day of her life she is wearing all white. The little girl said ok, and watched the proceedings for a while longer. Then all of a sudden another question popped into her head, and she asked her mother, if white is the color of joy and happiness then why is the groom dressed in all black. A question that her mother had no good answer for. :confused:
     
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    :stirring:That is good one...lol!
     
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    Here's just a few for gi jane Hope you're not blonde as these are for blondes :) :)

    ...she sold the car for gas money.

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    at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius."

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    ...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
     
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    Hahahahaahahaaahahaha!! Glad I'm not a blonde.. So funny!!
    killing me..


    Q: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners? A: So men can understand them.

    :humble:
     
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    Hahaha! I am flattered..
     
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    Touche' good retort :) :)
     
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    Keep 'em coming mates!!! Love it!! You guys make me chuckle all the time. Thank you!!!
    I do have to confess, however, I've had many a "blonde moment." Too many to count.. Infinite amounts, everyday.. Not ashamed to admit it. I am one of the biggest Dumb-asses ever, trust me!!
     
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    I was praying for Cliffy!
     
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    I used to have blond moments.......now I have bald moments.
     
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    I know.... Jduck!
     
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    Wheels a blonde is a blonde is a blonde. Through and through... :). Always some blonde somewhere, yes?
    Bald is friggin beautiful if you ask me... Just my opinion. You men are lucky.
     
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    No.....what's left turned grey and white.
     
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    Your'e a man, that's a good thing for you and other men.. Total opposite for us females. Lucky bastards. Totally unfair but reality. Bastards. Sigh.
     

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