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  1. AkMike

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    Blaser does make a d-99(?) triple barreled rifle but it's fugly. I shot one and it did quite well but You'd have to hunt with 2 sacks over it. And Gawd help you if your buddies ever saw you with it!

    You'd never live it down!

    It's much better to omit one off the options list and go with 2.
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    "double barreled single shot"? Isn't that an oxymoron?:confused:LOL!
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    Not hardly..
    That's the best description of one of those beasts unless you found one of the few that was missing a trigger. Two rifles totally independent of each other with separate firing assy's using one stock.
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    New furnace, this winter is looking brutal..lol. A rifle can keep you warm only so long.
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    I see what you're saying. Still seems funny to call a double rifle a single shot.
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    Eric, its 10pm here in balmy NW WA state. It also 14 degrees! We have been cold all week and it might dip to 10 above by morning. Must be that whole global warming thing right?? LOL!
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    It's cold, single digit highs, negatives during the night, add any wind and skin goes numb.
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    Thats why I live here in the warmer?? climes of the NW! Yuk yuk!:rolleyes:
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    A friend sent me a picture of his outdoor thermometer today- -22F in middle Minnesota
    He's another one that sits on a block of ice to fish, yeeesh!
    Just got 2" of snow here in the last 3 hours in N Arizona!
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    You guys just need to move to the warmer area of the country. It was 34f here and raining. Fog and the roads were like skating on greased BB's this morning.
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    Cold,,,It,s so cold in Minnesota that the Hookers working Downtown Minneapolis are Giving Fat Guys a 20% discount,,

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