Here is a good one that I found on another fourm... Todays riddle for seniors? Here is the situation: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed..... On your right side is a sharp drop-off..... On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you..... Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.... Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.... What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round and go home!