Weight Loss Program RSA Style.

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  1. BRICKBURN

    BRICKBURN SUPER MODERATOR CONTRIBUTOR GOLD BENEFACTOR AH Ambassador

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    I found this on a Western Cape Shooters Union site.

    A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss
    program.

    The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
    before him a
    voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
    pair of Nike
    running shoes and a sign around her neck.

    She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
    company. The
    sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
    later puffing
    and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the
    next four
    days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs
    himself and is
    delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.

    He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The
    next day
    there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
    beautiful,
    sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing
    but Reebok
    running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you
    catch me you
    can have me".

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
    excellent
    shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next
    four days, the
    same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and
    better shape.

    Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
    discovers
    that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for
    broke and
    calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.

    "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is
    our most
    rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't
    felt
    this good in
    years."

    The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it
    he finds a
    huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
    running shoes and
    a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch
    you,
    you are
    mine."

    He lost 33 kilos that week.
     
  2. Nyati

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    I like that one. I think i'd stick with the 5 and 10kg plans though.
     
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    LOL thats where your Favorite Elephant rifle comes to play if his pretty pink running shoes can out run the bullets then he can have you.
     
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    LOL:clapping: moral of the story quit while your ahead!

    Best Regards
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    I think he should have just kept on ordering the 5 kg program! :D
     

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