You have to love British humor! These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY ! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER is... **** FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.