Tip for a bad tracker

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  1. tap

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    Is this how all the hunters tip their horrible trackers and skinners? You have to admit it is a very nice shirt.

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  2. James.Grage

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    Good one...

    The T-shirts that i provide are usually... dress polo,s or NRA t-shirts.

    This go around it will be J.C. Penney's - Christmas specials and Balloon specials T-shirts. in the right colors. Except for the women they have bright colors this year.

    So tell us TAP when did you give this t-shirt away?
     
  3. 35bore

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    That is fantastic, still laughing.:heh:

    That is the best worse jokes I think I have seen yet.
     
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    Tony is that one of your old trackers from one of your trips.I remember seeing you in a shirt like that.LOL
     
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    That is hilarious!!!!!
     
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    Too funny!
     
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    Leopard hunt??

    You are a twisted man!
     
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    Hilarious!! James, dont strain your shoulder now.
     
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    That's great!!!!
     
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    And no matter where you go in Africa your sure to stumble onto this character.
     

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    ROFLMAO
     
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    ..I'd like to know how Tap nicked it away from his wife..:biggrin2:
     
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    :tongue: Apart from the shirt as a tip, the text is so true........
     
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    well he is the HOME BOY you know!
     
  16. spike.t

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    yeah but nobody seems to want him at home :heh:
     
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    Exports are not returnable! In fact we have replacements for 'failed' units too! Several million to choose from! :ballchain:
     
  18. spike.t

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    ahh but they might :sleeping: or confuzed. and this would never happen :bulb:
     
  19. Ole Bally

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    No, I promise! It falls under our 'protection of shoddy goods return' act...you can't return unsuccessful goods! You just gotta trash them and buy more! We have bargain prices......in fact it's such a good deal that we actually pay you to take more! :whoo:
     
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