AkMike
AH fanatic
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
Nothing.
Just had my water bill of $175, dropped on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can
supply a whole African village for just $2 a month: time to change supplier
I think.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ..
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
Brothel!!!
Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He is making
land Mines that look like prayer mats! Its doing well! Prophets are going
through the roof!!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they
can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, never mind the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
my sexy body?
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!
Nothing.
Just had my water bill of $175, dropped on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can
supply a whole African village for just $2 a month: time to change supplier
I think.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40.
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ..
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
Brothel!!!
Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He is making
land Mines that look like prayer mats! Its doing well! Prophets are going
through the roof!!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they
can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
Granny replies, never mind the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
my sexy body?
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!
