Thoughts for the Day…

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by AkMike, Apr 30, 2014.

  1. AkMike

    AkMike AH Fanatic

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2009
    Messages:
    655
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Anchorage
    My Photos:
    37
    Member of:
    NRA-Life ASSRA DRSS
    After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy.
    Nothing.

    Just had my water bill of $175, dropped on my mat. That's a lot. Oxfam can
    supply a whole African village for just $2 a month: time to change supplier
    I think.

    Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
    tested positive for WD40.

    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ..
    Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

    ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY"
    And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
    Brothel!!!

    Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine.
    Both in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!

    An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He is making
    land Mines that look like prayer mats! Its doing well! Prophets are going
    through the roof!!

    Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they
    can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
    Granny replies, never mind the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
    kitchen?!

    Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or
    my sexy body?
    Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!
     
    ArmyGrunt and Buff-Buster like this.
  2. Nyati

    Nyati AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2011
    Messages:
    2,589
    Likes Received:
    29
    Location:
    Madrid, Spain
    My Photos:
    40
    Member of:
    RFEC, RFETO
    Hunted:
    Finland, RSA ( KwaZulu Natal, Limpopo, North West ), Spain
  3. ArmyGrunt

    ArmyGrunt AH Veteran

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2013
    Messages:
    181
    Likes Received:
    25
    Hunted:
    USA
    :cry::ROFLMAO:(y)

    holy crap, its' been a while since i snorted while laughing. Thanks for this!
     
  4. BWH

    BWH GOLD SUPPORTER AH Veteran

    Joined:
    Aug 5, 2012
    Messages:
    169
    Likes Received:
    10
    Location:
    Texas
    My Photos:
    17
    Member of:
    Ducks Unlimited, Texas Trophy Hunters, Trout Unlimited, DSC & NRA
    Hunted:
    USA & RSA
    LOL..... Good ones!:)
     

Share This Page