The toilet seat

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  1. gillettehunter

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    THE TOILET SEAT

    If this doesn't get a laugh out of you, nothing will !!!!

    My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our
    toilet.

    Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out.

    After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.

    She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower,
    she sat on the toilet.

    As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint
    had glued her to the toilet seat.

    About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.

    We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in
    desperation,I undid the toilet seat bolts.

    Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital
    emergency room.

    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her
    (Try to get a mental picture of this).

    Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor,
    I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

    The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never saw
    one mounted and framed."
     
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