THE TALKING AUSTRALIAN CLOCK...

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  1. DOC-404

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    Proudly showing off his newly-leased New York apartment to a couple of friends very late one night after

    a night on the town, drunk Dave led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall


    'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

    'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' Dave drunkenly replied.

    'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

    'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

    'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

    'Just watch' he said.

    He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering bash' and stepped back.


    His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

    Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

    'For fuck's sake, you stupid prick. It's ten past three in the morning!!! :biggrin2:
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    ha ha ha ha thats got me going
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    I bet that one would work on the boat!
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    it certainly did :laughing:
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    :rofl:Love it!!!:crazylol:
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    "Gong" to remember that one mate.....lol
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    Too Funny! :laughing:

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