The Secret to Longevity

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  1. AkMike

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    A tough old cowboy from South Texas counceled his Grandson, that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religously, until his death at the age of 103.

    He left behind 8 children, 41 grandchildren, 63 great grandchildren, 19 great - great grandchildren, and a 15 foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
     
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    LOL good one AKMike.:)
     

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