THE SCHNAUZER...

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by DOC-404, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. DOC-404

    DOC-404 AH Elite

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    1,147
    Likes Received:
    35
    My Photos:
    57
    Hunted:
    South Africa, Namibia, Angola, Botswana, Zambia, Zimbabwe, Mozambique and Poachers.
    My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.



    The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.


    The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the pharmacy and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.



    So she went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover.



    At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."


    She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."



    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."



    She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."



    The pharmacist said, "Well, then stay off your bicycle for about a week." :tongue:
     
  2. Jaco Strauss

    Jaco Strauss AH Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2011
    Messages:
    1,630
    Likes Received:
    50
    My Photos:
    88
    Member of:
    SCI, PHASA, IPHA
    Hunted:
    South Africa, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Botswana, Tanzania
    Or just put your feet on the handle bars and the wind will blow it off (hair)!!!!!!!!!!

    :clap::rockon::loco::shocked:

    Shocking :)
    My best always
     
  3. spike.t

    spike.t GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    2,892
    Likes Received:
    98
    My Photos:
    131
    Member of:
    sci int, basc
    Hunted:
    zambia, tanzania, zimbabwe, hungary, france, england
    never heard it called that before.... so i wonder if i say "i wouldnt mind playing with that schnauzer" in front of the wife if i would get away with it? :thinking::biggrin2:
     
  4. observe

    observe CONTRIBUTOR AH Fanatic

    Joined:
    May 24, 2011
    Messages:
    915
    Likes Received:
    11
    My Photos:
    86
    Member of:
    SAHGCA [Skilled Hunter qualified-Cum Laude], Handgun Hunters Assosiation of SA, Bowhunting, SAGA, Provincial Heavy caliber target shooting teams, Bisley qualified, Army sharpshooter rifle & pistol qualified, ...
    Hunted:
    R.S.A,Namibia,Venda
    good one! :eek:
     
  5. Jaco Strauss

    Jaco Strauss AH Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2011
    Messages:
    1,630
    Likes Received:
    50
    My Photos:
    88
    Member of:
    SCI, PHASA, IPHA
    Hunted:
    South Africa, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Botswana, Tanzania
    Spike it would work!!! At least at first!

    :)
     
  6. spike.t

    spike.t GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    2,892
    Likes Received:
    98
    My Photos:
    131
    Member of:
    sci int, basc
    Hunted:
    zambia, tanzania, zimbabwe, hungary, france, england
    yup then i think :letsparty::rant::punch::shiner: then :ballchain:
     
  7. timbear

    timbear AH Enthusiast

    Joined:
    Mar 17, 2011
    Messages:
    427
    Likes Received:
    0
    Member of:
    SSAA, NZDA
    Hunted:
    Germany, NZ, Australia
    Ouch! Good one!
     
  8. Jaco Strauss

    Jaco Strauss AH Elite

    Joined:
    Nov 29, 2011
    Messages:
    1,630
    Likes Received:
    50
    My Photos:
    88
    Member of:
    SCI, PHASA, IPHA
    Hunted:
    South Africa, Zimbabwe, Mozambique, Botswana, Tanzania
    Spike and then.....

    :m16:

    My best alwasys :)
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 28, 2014
  9. spike.t

    spike.t GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2010
    Messages:
    2,892
    Likes Received:
    98
    My Photos:
    131
    Member of:
    sci int, basc
    Hunted:
    zambia, tanzania, zimbabwe, hungary, france, england
    and then just when its quietened down sods law means you will suddenly bump into lots of people who have schnauzer dogs, and then and then off we go again that memory of theirs........makes ele`s seem easier and safer...;)
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 28, 2014
  10. Nyati

    Nyati AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2011
    Messages:
    2,586
    Likes Received:
    29
    Location:
    Madrid, Spain
    My Photos:
    40
    Member of:
    RFEC, RFETO
    Hunted:
    Finland, RSA ( KwaZulu Natal, Limpopo, North West ), Spain
    :clap::clap:
     
  11. Bobpuckett

    Bobpuckett GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,876
    Likes Received:
    31
    Location:
    Russellville
    My Photos:
    27
    Member of:
    NAHC Life Member, NRA Life Member,SCI, Buckmasters
    Hunted:
    USA(from Coast to Coast and Alaska), Germany, South Africa, Canada
    Hey Slow down I'm still trying to picture the scene on the handle bars! :eyecrazy: LOL
     
  12. GSTONE

    GSTONE AH Veteran

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2011
    Messages:
    175
    Likes Received:
    0
    My Photos:
    50
    Member of:
    SCI, NRA Life member, NAHC Life member, Oregon Hunter Ass'n
    Hunted:
    USA, RSA,Zimbabwe,Canada
    :crazylol::clap::clap:
     

Share This Page