the proposal

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  1. bluey

    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    Little Billy and Lucy are only 12 years old, but they know they
    are in love.
    One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes
    to Lucy's father to ask him for her hand.

    Billy bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Lucy
    are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

    Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
    "Well Billy, you're only 12. Where will you two live?"

    Without even taking a moment to think about it, Billy replies,
    "In Lucy's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
    Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge
    grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.
    You'll need to support Lucy."

    Again, Billy instantly replies, "Our pocket money, Lucy gets
    five pounds a week and I get 8 pounds' that's about 52 pounds a month so
    that should do us just fine."

    Mr. Smith is impressed Billy has put so much thought into this.

    "Well Billy, It seems like you have everything worked out. I
    just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have
    little children of your own?"

    Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says,
    "Well, we've been lucky so far."

    Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.
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    Some how I think Mr. Smith is going to kick his butt!
     
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    Cute
     
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    Cheeky bastard :clap::clap::clap:
     

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