The Proposal...

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  1. observe

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    Sharp. Very, very sharp answer ! :cool:

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    Absolutely, a perfect response, love it!!!!! :beer:
     
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    ha ha ha it sounds like the namborigine has been reading the lonely harts column in the local newspaper
     
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    She wanted a straight answer........ and got it.
     
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    I wonder what the lease would cost? :scared: :rolleyes:
     
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    Depends on if the length of the lease. If it is for under an hour? R500,000 = apx $50,000 / 365 days / 24 hours in a day = $5.71 probably reasonable for a person who considers themselves "Spectacularly Beautiful". Way over priced if HIV+. Just putting it in simple economic terms for the lady.
     
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    :rofl: Damn good answer.:first::humble::dramaqueen::beer:
     
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    .this time, it wasn't me..! :nonono:
     

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