Year: 1852 A missionary had gained the trust of a tribe of Commanche Indians and was trying to teach them the ways of Christianity. After a few months it became clear that the language barrier had to be resolved if the priest was going to succeed. His plan was to teach the Chief english first, then the reat of the tribe would follow suite. Each day the priest would take the Chief out on a walk. As he came to something the priest would point and say what it was to the Chief and then make him repeat it. One day the priest and Chief were on their walk. The priest pointed to a rock and said "rock". The Chief looked at him and said "Ugh...rock". Good, very good said the priest. Later down the trail the priest pointed at a deer and said "deer". The Chief looked at him and said "Ugh...deer". Good, very good. As they neared the end of their walk they rounded a corner and there were two squirrels mating in the trail. The priest didn't know quite how to tell the Chief what they were doing so he pointed and stuttered "riding bicycle"!! The Chief looked at him and said "Ugh....riding bicycle". Whew, the priest thought to himself, "I got out of that one". A few weeks later the priest and Chief were on there walk when they rounded a corner and low and behold, there was a brave and and indian girl making love beside the trail. Before the priest could say anything the Chief pulled his bow and arrow out and shot both of them dead!! The priest was beside himself. It all happened so fast. He screamed "Chief, Chief what have you done?" The Chief looked at the priest and said "Ugh....Brave riding my fucking bicycle"