THE HUNTING TRIP..

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  1. DOC-404

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    The guys were on a hunting trip. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.



    The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.



    They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."



    The next night it was a different guy's turn.. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.



    They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Mick shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."



    The third night was Spike's turn. He was a tanned, older hunter, a man's man..
    The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.



    "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the forehead.."

    "And....?"

    "Mick sat up and watched ME all night." :biggrin2:
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    One of the best I ve read lately :clap::clap::clap:
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    +1...that was funny!
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    Thats too funny. :laughing:

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