The Geography of Women & Men

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  1. Buff-Buster

    Buff-Buster GOLD SUPPORTER AH Fanatic

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    The Geography of a Woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa .Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developedand open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently agingbut still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war,doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet .Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.And now

    THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
    ruled by a pair of nuts.

    THE END.
     
  2. bluey

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    yup ..
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    At least I learned something about geography today :clap:
     
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    yup,very good geography lesson! :D
     
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    :laughing: Yep that's about right can't argue that one.
     
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    I agree....:clap::clap::clap:
     

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