The Divorced Barbie Doll

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  1. AfricaHunting.com

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    The Divorced Barbie Doll

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    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
    We have:
    Work Out Barbie for $19.95
    Shopping Barbie for $19.95
    Beach Barbie for $19.95
    Disco Barbie for $19.95
    Ballerina Barbie for $19.95
    Astronaut Barbie for $19.95
    Skater Barbie for $19.95
    and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"


    The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
    "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
    Ken's Car,
    Ken's House,
    Ken's Boat,
    Ken's Furniture,
    Ken's Computer,
    one of Ken's Friends,
    and a key chain made with Ken's balls."
  2. Scott Spencer

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    LOL!! Love the aged look on Barbie!
  3. Bobpuckett

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    Ouch!!! sounds Familiar. LOL
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    LOL, nice.

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