THE DEAD COW LECTURE...

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    The Dead Cow Lecture

    First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the Professor looked a them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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    LOL :clap: :laughing:
     
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    Priceless!!!:bonk:
     
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    Heard that one before, but it's priceless!:)
     
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    Here endeth the lesson! :)

    Good one.
     
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    i am always amazed at how many people you can pull that with buff and ele shit, when you tell them its how you check to see how close they are...:laughing:
     

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