The Boss & the Water Cooler

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    The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed it down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.

    It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

    Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next day.

    Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.

    She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

    The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off."

    "Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit."

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