the bacon tree

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  1. bluey

    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    The Bacon Tree





    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.





    They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:





    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."





    "Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."





    With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.





    There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.





    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"





    "Luis, maybe ees a meerage?





    We ees in the desert don't forget."





    "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon?





    Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"





    With that, Luis staggers towards the tree.





    He gets to within 5 yards, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.





    Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:





    "Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"





    "Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it?"





    "Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...





    Ees...





    Ees...





    Ees...





    Ees...





    Ees...





    Ees... a ham bush."
  2. sestoppelman

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    Good joke to piss of a liberal with! Love it!:dancing:
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    Love it! :rofl:
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    Hamlet would be impressed with that death scene.
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    Bluey , my friend , you owe me a new tablet...I just spewed "Goose and Bull" all over mine.:biggrin2:
    That is friggin' hilarious !
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    bravo, bravo...:crazylol::thumb: well done.
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    Bluey, have you been reading Piers Anthony's "Magic of Xanth" series again? LOL
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    magic of what ,timmo?
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    :rofl: that one will be good for pissen off libtards!

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