Somedays everything goes wrong....

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  1. Wheels

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    When going through a dangerous part of town it is often good to lock your doors. Never sure what type of riff-raff is about.
     
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    A very good shot...:clap:

    [Can it maybe also be seen in a certain sense as an instinctive 'animal' suicide for the protection of the greater good ?--Deep man, very deep!:confused: lol]

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    Brave,experienced,lucky or just plain stupid??:confused:

    A Guy cutting down a Baobab Tree in TETE Mozambique........

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    brain aint engaged its in neutral......and no concept of what if............
     
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    ..what brain..? :loco:
     
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    Quick I need this guys full name. I need to take out a multi million dollar Life Insurance policy on him.:laughing:
     
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    I think he is a former student of mine. :rolleyes:
     
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    The Moz way of counting growth rings. Reducing FRELIMO one man at a time.
     
  9. observe

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    so true....


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    It looks to me like the Darwin awards are about to have another entrant.
     
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    How stupid can you be by letting your kids hang out of the window of your car in Kruger to take pictures of a very close and irritated male lion with their new electronic toys?:mad:

    And if something 'bad' had happened, will these daft parents take the responsibility for their own stupidity,or will they sue and demand that the 'rouge man-eater' lion be put down?

    I'm just wondering whether they have afterwards admonished 'little Johnny' about his irresponsible behaviour,or have they praised him as a brave little photographer?

    What lesson did that kid learn from his parents that day?

    Just thinking....:confused:

    Eish!

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    After watching the video it reminds me of people who let their kids walk up and stand over top of a stray dog and stare at it. They wonder why the kid got bit.

    When that lion flinched they sure got back inside the car. Like that would have mattered with an open window!!:doh2:
     
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    There you have it....!:nailbiter:

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    maybe a family member??:confused::confused::confused::laughing::laughing::rolleyes::clap:


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    Some parents still have controll...!'[lol]

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    king cobra???! :confused:

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    i wonder what happened next? :bolt:
     
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    Don;t bring a knife to a gun fight!

     
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    but sometimes ......
     
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