Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by timbear, Jul 20, 2012.
Friend of mine and his wife were attacked in their home. Tied up with wire and left whilst the house was ransacked. The old man got loose and snuck off to the cupboard and retrieved a little .25 baby Browning. He found one of the critters in a bedroom and walked up behind him and shot him twice through the lower back. The noise was enough to scare the two of them right outta the house! They never found a body but we believe that he was hospitalised in another part of the country!
ALWAYS HAVE ENOUGH GUN!
Any gun is better than no gun - but I would have aimed higher...
There was a time no clevage was safe without a deringer hidden in it. LOL
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