"Rectum Stretcher"

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  1. Buff-Buster

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    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a
    > > > woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

    > > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
    > > patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
    > 'What's your hurry?'

    > > > To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    > > > 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    > > 'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    > > The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum
    > > > stretcher do?'

    > > 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to
    > > > two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I
    >>>>can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch,
    > > until it's about 6 feet wide.'

    > > > 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.

    > > > 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

    > > > Traffic Ticket $95.00
    > > > Court Costs. $45.00
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