President's stamp

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  1. enysse

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    The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it. The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
    This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

    1.The stamp is in perfect order.
    2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.
    3. People are spitting on the wrong side. :stirring:
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    Sounds about right! :rolleyes: I have a roll of toilet paper with you know who's face on every square. Cant bring myself to use it though, a little too close for comfort you might say!:mad:

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