Pirate walks into a bar..

[gi jane]

Ok, I'm sure some of you have heard this one...


Senario: A Pirate walks into a bar, oddly, he has a steering wheel stuffed down the front of his trousers.


Bartender:" Hello, umm, just curious sir, but why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"


Pirate: "ARRRRRGHH, I know, it drives me nuts!!!!'





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[gi jane]

My PH told me this one so I must assume a lot of you have heard it. But it was new to me and I still can't stop laughing at this..

PH: "What do you call a guy with a one-inch erection?"

Me: I dunno, what do you call a guy with a one-inch erection?"

PH: "Justin."

 

[Bobpuckett]

:laughing:

 

[Rob404]

Thats Funny

 

[Nyati]

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