on a lighter note...

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  1. Diamondhitch

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  2. BRICKBURN

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    "Contrary to popular belief, ligers are not a "man-made" creation.
    They are the result of a male lion and a female tiger that have been raised together and decide they like each other enough to breed."

    They have pictures of him swimming across the Indian Ocean to be with his one true love.
     
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    You cant be serious?
     
  6. bluey

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    what are your eyes painted on pete,
    havnt you seen that im always serious, mate? :geek:
     
  7. PeteG

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    ha ha, looks like a newspaper clipping or something.

    seriously though, I had to read that a couple of times just to make sure that I didn't misread!!!
    whoever wrote that is a special kind of stupid!
     
  8. bluey

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    yeah mate my daughter found it somewhere ,and emailed it to the boat this morning .
    I just had to share the mentality.
    I thought whoever wrote that, was perhaps a vegan ,
    a definite lack of protein in their diet , anyways .
     
  9. spike.t

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    it would be funny but unfortunately there are a lot of kids who live in cities and have no idea where meat, milk etc comes from, or the connection with animals. they truly believe that meat etc is produced and comes in plastic wrapped packages from the supermarket.
     
  10. Diamondhitch

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    LOL. I think I read somewhere about a hambush? in fact I think it was on here, was I misinformed?
     
  11. observe

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    Well, maybe nearly the same as this ..???[lol!]:D

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    hey willem looking at that bacon seed you very nearly stopped me having bacon sandwiches....;)
     
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    Makin Bacon
     

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    touché ,hitch
     
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    you don't devour hart attack sandwiches do you ,spikey :nonono:
     
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    the best thing for a hangover. plenty of nearly crisp bacon with a nice soft fried egg ( now for you americans this is how you describe a fried egg that is runny! dont try and confuse me with 5 different options and dont get me started on bread...there is white bread and brown bread ok!!!!!) with chilli tomato sauce........:drooling::beer:
     
  17. observe

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    An what about warthog 'pellets?'' :banghead:

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    GREAT YOU SICKOS PIG PORN :vomit:
     
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    Nothing beats a pound of bacon fried in a pan and then two eggs cooked in the hot grease OVER MEDIUM for those sequestered on boats that means runny yolks.
    The newspaper clipping made the rounds on this side of the world a year or more ago. I guess the news takes time to get to the other side! Maybe by slow boat to China
     
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    it took you over year to say something about it , oldboy .
    still waiting for that picture you sent me ,Clifford ........ maybe l will give it another 10 months .:laughing:
    for you to catch the slow air plane to Australia ..... mate
    must be the cholesterol , from all that swine flesh
     

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