Ole, Sven and the Genie

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    Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
    'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

    ' Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'

    'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

    'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

    'Could I see him?'

    Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

    'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
    Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat Da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
     
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