New cab driver

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by gillettehunter, Jul 24, 2012.

  1. gillettehunter

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    > A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . .
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    > Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to
    ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his
    attention.
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    > The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the
    curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
    > For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said
    "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
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    > The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize
    that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
    > The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault.
    Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years
     
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    thanks for the laugh for the morning gilletehunter
    good way to start the day
     
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