gillettehunter
AH legend
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> A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . .
>
> Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to
ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his
attention.
>
> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the
curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said
"are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
>
> The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize
that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years
> A true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening Times . . .
>
> Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to
ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his
attention.
>
> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the
curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said
"are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."
>
> The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize
that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years