mick and paddy

Discussion in 'Humorous Jokes, Stories or Pictures' started by bluey, Sep 15, 2013.

  1. bluey

    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    May 21, 2012
    Messages:
    2,324
    Likes Received:
    36
    Location:
    38.12.23south 149.50.37 east
    My Photos:
    27
    Member of:
    ssaa, aba ,bairnsdale field archers
    Hunted:
    australia south africa (limpopo) canada (b.c)
    Stew died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

    The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Mick and Paddy.

    The three men had always done everything together.


    Mick arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet Mick said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

    The mortician rolled him over and Mick said, 'Nope, ain't Stew.'


    The mortician thought this was rather strange.

    So he brought Paddy in to confirm the identity of the body.

    Paddy looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

    The mortician rolled him over and Paddy said, 'No, it ain't Stew.'



    The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

    Paddy said, 'Well, Stew had two arseholes.'


    'What? He had two arseholes?' asked the mortician.


    'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:



    There's Stew with them two arseholes
  2. Nyati

    Nyati AH Legend

    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2011
    Messages:
    2,434
    Likes Received:
    12
    Location:
    Madrid, Spain
    My Photos:
    40
    Member of:
    RFEC, RFETO
    Hunted:
    Finland, RSA ( KwaZulu Natal, Limpopo, North West ), Spain
    :clap::clap::clap:
  3. Bobpuckett

    Bobpuckett GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

    Joined:
    Dec 21, 2009
    Messages:
    3,843
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Russellville
    My Photos:
    27
    Member of:
    NAHC Life Member, NRA Life Member,SCI, Buckmasters
    Hunted:
    USA(from Coast to Coast and Alaska), Germany, South Africa, Canada
    :beer: Good one bluey.

Share This Page