MECHANICAL PROBLEMS..!

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  1. DOC-404

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    Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
    vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove
    their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.

    The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
    The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
    inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis.
    Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his
    private parts into glaringly public ones..

    Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put
    her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
    On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at
    her husband who was standing idly by watching.

    The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. :tongue:
     
  2. Hagar

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    Great way to start off the morning. Thanks
     
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    Lol very funny!!
     
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    LOL:laughing:
     
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    whaaaahhaaahahahaa
     
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    Oh Boy!!!
     
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