Little one-off jokes

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  1. tigris115

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    This is the thread for jokes you felt couldn't sustain their own thread but were still worth sharing. Here's my contribution. This is for little jokes, knock-knock jokes, or even a Whose Line is it Anyway routine.

    1. What did the businessman say when he saw a hunting package for lion? Might as well give it a shot.

    2. When you shoot a giraffe do you have to yell TIMBER when he keels over?
     
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    Timber was what went through my mind when my wife tipped one last week ,
    Bloke they go down hard.....
     
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    If Michael Moore and Michael Bloomberg where both drowning in a pool, what kind of sandwich would you make for yourself?
     
  5. tigris115

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    Ok, here's one inspired by Whose Line is it Anyway. Feel free to reply

    What are things you can say about your firearm, but not your girlfriend?
     
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    -It´s big.

    -It´s heavy.
     
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    My gun doesn't mind if I ignore it all weekend
    my gun doesn't complain or go nuts if i get a new one
    of course my gun doesn't keep me very warm at night, either
     
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    Ive just sent her off to be re- bored
     
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    She's been well used. The guy I got her from got a lot of miles out of her.
     
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    Sure, you can take her out for a spin
     
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    she needs to be muzzle braked .......

    shes getting a bit old ,and becoming high maitanance

    45 is getting a bit passed it , im getting a 22..........
     
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    What do you call a PETA member with half a brain?

    Gifted
     
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    Q: - Why do the Vegenazis always target fur garments and never leather vests, when throwing red ink on people?

    A: - Because wealthy women are not usually violent but motorcycle gang members would beat the green leafy shit out of them.
     
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