Like an idiot.....

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  1. PHOENIX PHIL

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    Today, December 15th, just 10 days before Christmas, the next to last weekend of shopping prior to the same, I of my own volition like an idiot went to the mall! :crazylol:

    This should provide all the laughs you need today.
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    Are You Out of your Rabbit Ass Mind did you know this is a weekend and only 10 shopping days left til Christmas! ok,ok,ok what did you get me. hehehe hope you had fun.:laughing:
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    We've never met Bob, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess the PJ's from Victoria's Secret would not look good on you.....:cool:

    And yes I'm quite convinced that at least for a moment there I was out of my mind.......just finding a parking spot.......sifting my way through the food court........and not a Cabelas anywhere nearby......what the hell am I doing here?!
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    :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:MAO Oh yes they would look good on me make sure there camo you can check me out in them at DSC in Jan!!! :shocked::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    No offense Bob, but, if there was ever a reason not to go to a hunting convention.... Just saying....
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    Oh now there you go! If I hadn't had my feelings removed when I had my Tonsils removed at age 9 they would be hurt. haha hope to see you all at DSC! :clap:
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    I'll do my best to be there, if not have a great time, ALL of you. Don't wear camo PJ's Bob, serious. ;)
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    Ok as per your request! ;) .
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    In my town the nearest "mall" is a 2 hr drive to Flagstaff! Although we do have a Wally World AND ONLY A WALLY WORLD FOR SHOPPING! And it doesn't have a good selection of camo :)
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    At least it's a pretty drive, well at least parts of it. The Vermilion Cliffs at sunset is a sight hard to describe.
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    well hows this for stupid i will be doing my xmas shopping for personal gifts for my immeddiate family next monday evening after i come home from the bush after a weekend away trout fishing with some hunting mates .
    walking up river banks dodging tiger snakes all week end in 35 c armed with only a fishing rod and then trying to get through a trip to the shopping centre dodging stressed out house wives and last minute twits
    like yours truly
    maybe i should wear camo pajamas from victorias secret
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    you kidding me, there is actually a shop called wally world ,:thinking: think you are taking the p..s here????:headscratch:
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    bluey that should clear a path for you no probs :bolt::scared::biggrin2: would buy you a gallon of the amber nectar if you gave me photo proof of that shopping trip :draught::laughing:
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    if you sat and drank it with me spike it would nearly be worth doing it
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    good idea, but even meeting halfway would make it one expensive beer!!!!:eyecrazy:
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    It's a nickname for the store from hell otherwise known as Wal-Mart.
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    :fear:
    It's going to require 6 or 7 or 12 for me to get over this mental image of a sweaty, foul smelling Aussie bearing a fishing rod while dressed in what would have otherwise been sexy ladies nightwear! :eyecrazy:
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    they had one of them in kranbrook in b.c it was huge the store mustve been 3acres and the carpark wouldve been 5acres .
    id have to put vidals tracking collar on wife if i let go in there it was that big
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    i will have to have a shower before i go to shopping centre phil .and id love to 6,7 or 12 beers with you one day cobber
    i wish i had ve just ordered them something from them cabelas store the email said if i had ordered before the 9th of dec it would have been here for xmas
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    LOL. My late father-in-law would get so frustrated at Wal-Mart when he couldn't find my mother-in-law.....so he would just start yelling her name really loudly while walking around until she responded. The first time I was with him when he did this I thought I was going to wet my pants I was laughing so hard.

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