laugh for the day

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  1. gillettehunter

    gillettehunter AH Fanatic

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    Sitting together on a train were Pres. Obama, George W. Bush,

    an old lady, and a young blonde with large breasts.



    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later

    There is the sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel,

    Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek [black and red].

    No one speaks.

    The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the

    Blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

    The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried

    To grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled

    The old lady and she slapped him.

    Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark.

    She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

    George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,

    So I can slap the shit out of Obama again!!
     
  2. BRICKBURN

    BRICKBURN SUPER MODERATOR CONTRIBUTOR GOLD BENEFACTOR AH Ambassador

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    :sting:
     
  3. Diamondhitch

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    Saw it coming a mile away but it was still funny. :D
     
  4. Bobpuckett

    Bobpuckett GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    Yep saw it coming and still laughed. Good one
     

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