John O'Reilly's toast

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    John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's
    to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs
    of me wife !"

    That won him the top prize at the pub for the best
    toast of the night !

    He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the
    prize for the Best toast of The night."

    She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
    John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
    life, sitting in church beside me wife."

    "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

    The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking
    buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled
    leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
    night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."

    She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit
    surprised myself. You know, he's only been in
    there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by
    the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell
    asleep".
    :beer:
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    Now that was funny.

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