Jewelers Jokes

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  1. gillettehunter

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    "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.

    'Oh, I don't know,' she said . 'Just give me something with diamonds.

    'That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards."

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    Men who wear earrings are reckoned to make good husbands because
    1. They have experienced pain.
    2. They have bought jewelry

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    A lady entered a jeweler's and said

    "You sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it's the wrong size"...

    "No problem madam, we can adjust the finger size easily"..

    Oh, you don't understand, you sold him a one carat size, and I take a five carat size"
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    LOL A pack of playing cards should have you set for 13 years!!!

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