Irish Luck!

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  1. observe

    observe CONTRIBUTOR AH Fanatic

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    An attractive Irish blonde at a Casino, seemed a little intoxicated. She bet 20,000 Euros on a single roll of dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude".
    With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled,
    "Come on baby, Mama needs new clothes"!

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped and squealed,"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
    She hugged each dealer and picked up her winings and clothes and left.
    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
    Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know! I thought you were watching"!

    THE MORAL OF THE STORY?

    Not all Irish are drunks
    Not all blondes are dumb
    Men will always be men!
     
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    BRICKBURN SUPER MODERATOR CONTRIBUTOR GOLD BENEFACTOR AH Ambassador

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    vir jou gesondheid!

    do do shlainte

    To your Health!
     
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    :laughing::laughing::laughing:LOL! Read it to my (blonde, hunting) wife, and she nearly fell over!
     
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    :clap: :laughing:
     
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    LOL good one!!:clapping:
     

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