"if it dies...it dies!"

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  1. african lion

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    An old couple were smuggling animals across the border in their car when a customs official indicated that they should pull over.
    As he approached the vehicle from behind the husband said "quick, hide the animals!"
    He threaded a rattle snake through the eyes of his trousers like a belt, hooked the chamelion to his keys like a key-ring and stuffed the armadillo in his shirt like a beer belly but saw his wife was having difficulty finding a place to hide the skunk........

    "stick it in your knickers" he said

    grimacing, she replied "what about the smell?"


    "well if it dies...it dies!"
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