huck the rooster

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  1. bluey

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    A FARMER DECIDED

    HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN

    AND SEE A MOVIE.

    THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,

    "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"

    ATT00055

    THE OLD FARMER SAID,
    "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.

    WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

    "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT
    "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

    THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER

    AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.

    THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,

    BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

    HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO

    TWO OLD WIDOWS

    NAMED ETHEL & MILDRED.

    ATT00057

    THE MOVIE STARTED

    AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. .. ..

    THE OLD FARMER
    UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO

    CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT

    AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

    "ETHEL", WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WHAT?" SAID ETHEL.

    "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME

    IS A PERVERT."

    "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED ETHEL?

    "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND

    HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.

    "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID ETHEL..

    "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"

    "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,

    "

    But this one is

    EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
     
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    I like Chuck's style! :D
     
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