How I lost my teeth ...

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  1. death-from-above

    death-from-above AH Veteran

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    I was in the Mint Bar last night, while standing at the bar waiting for a Tito's and Red Bull, a butt fugly big ol' heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ass.
    She said , "Hey sexy, how bout giving me your number."
    I looked at her and asked , "Have you got a pen ?"
    She replied, "I sure do."
    I said, "You better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."

    My dental surgery is Monday ...
     
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    bluey GOLD SUPPORTER AH Legend

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    ha ha ha ,ya ask for that , d.f.,a
    fugly big ole hieffers need loving too ,mate .
     
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    You asked for it, should never cross a lady :laughing:
     
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