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    Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

    Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Obama saying the avg family would save $2,500 on their premiums?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Forcing businesses to violate their religious beliefs by paying for drugs that abort the unborn?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Violating the rights and sanctity of our Churches?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Spending $634 million on a website that doesn't work?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Obama calling for an increase in our debt when he lambasted Bush for the very same thing?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Obama having NSA spy on 124 Billion Phone Calls in One Month?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Saddling our kids with $17 trillion in debt of which they can never get out of and will not have as good a life as we have?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Bailing out Detroit after decades of corrupt Democratic management?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt Americans during the sequester?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Blocking veterans who secured our freedoms from their monuments but giving the green light for Illegals to use Monument Mall?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Denying school kids the ability to tour the White House but still spending lavishly on his parties?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean Obama saying we can keep our insurance and doctors if we wanted to?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The NSA monitoring foreign diplomats?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the use of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"
    Bob: "No the other one:.
    Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "You mean Obama spending $3.7 Trillion on Welfare Over Last 5 Years"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Millions of Americans losing their health care coverage?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Forcing Americans to include coverage in their insurance policies of items they do not want?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to protect its borders?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Providing weapons to Syrian rebels many of whom apparently are Al Queda"
    Bob: "No, the other one."

    Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "The President using nearly $1 trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies?"
    Bob: "No, the other one"
    Jim: "You mean Fast & Furious?"
    Bob: "No, the other one."
    Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?"

    Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"
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    Bob is a very ineffective communicator! LOL
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    im getting the feeling you and your president wont ever become mates ,hey mike
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    :wow: i never realised he had done so much for you USA people :thumbdown::bandit:..........him and blair should have got married then they could have bent each other over instead of screwing their countries, at least one has gone, but yup he has made 10s of millions since leaving office.
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    One I didn't see on this lengthy list:cool: was the new revelation that employers will now have to prove to the IRS that any firings of people that put them under a certain number of employees, was not done for evasion of Obamacare purposes. A regular on FOX news, Judge Napolitano, no relation to the former worthless Homeland Security chief, just about went ballistic telling the news host about this one. The most lawless president in most of our lifetimes, without any of the redeeming values of say an FDR or even the feckless Jimmy the C! I fear that before the courts have the time or even desire to reign in this criminal, it will be too late, the damage beyond repair. Its amazing that soooooo many loons still support this monumental A-HOLE!! Thanks AkMike! The list is longer than one can imagine.
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    just out of interest how many written warnings do you have to give over there before you can fire even someone who continously messes up at their job?
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    In the private sector, none. If you work for the govt, the only recourse we have is the voting booth or term limits, which were put in place for the presidency due to FDR wanting to be pres for life. He was a better leader in a wheelchair than the OBamster in perfect health! And FDR was basically a socialist, but at least he helped get us thru WWII. Obama wouldn't have a clue how to lead this country if we were in real peril. When Bill Clinton was pres, I hated his guts. After Obama, he starts to look pretty good! But not Hillary! It would just be more of the same if she gets in and that is a real danger! Again, its amazing to see people here just about wet themselves in anticipation of Pres Hillary.
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    think its up to 3 letters here detailing what is being done wrong, so that can take a while.......now i thought hillary ran the country before, as saw her when she was on a jaunt through africa with 30 friends i think the us airforce people i spoke to told me with airforce 2, a transporter for 2 chevy suburbans and a limo, and a gulf stream for the secret service, this was in arusha where she stopped to visit ngorgoro...........but her following him right now.......:vomit:
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    I wanted to use that smilie but I couldn't find it! Her following him ever!!?? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    And just think! The list isn't complete yet, he's still adding to it!:heh:
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    We have 3 more years of this POS! This ass-clown has set race relations back 100 years in this country! Biggest phony and liar I can remember. He makes Nixon look like a freaking choir boy! At least when got caught and threatened with impeachment he had the good graces to resign. No way this jerk will do that, in his mind he has done nothing at all wrong.
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    Thanks, this list sent me rolling with laughter! They should spend a few million making a granite memorial listing all his "GREAT" accomplishments!

    To be honest I could see Hillary in there with Bill for 8 years after Obama....it is a democracy....not a statement of being fiscally responsible!
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    I hope that is not an endorsement of Hillary!!! And technically this a Constitutional Republic.
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    I would never endorse Hillary, I hate her and Bill as much as Obama...they are both disgraces. I'm just talking about about the democrats finding a person that they think can win...they will talk about all her experience and how great Bill was...BLAH, BLAH...BLAH!

    I think the constitution needs to have line somewhere....candidates will make fiscally responsible decisions or you are fired after a year. All politicians to me are CROOKS.
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    Make sure that you pass that list to all the libs and undecided on your lists. And ask if they can run their household by having no debt limit and continually borrowing to survive! How long can they borrow w/o repayment?
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    I would love to live by the governments budgeting/borrowing rules. Out of money again? just throw another billion in the coffers, no problem.
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    Certainly glad to hear that! Conventional wisdom has this election as Hillarys to lose. She has enough bad things in her resume' to preclude her winning the dumbocrat nomination, but most libtards dont care so if she runs she will get the nod from the dumbo party. As to who can run against her and win on our side? Who knows.
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    That is exactly how the USA works now. They don't pick a person that can do a good job, they pick a person that can win! Experience, qualifications or what they do for the country...who care? Right? As long as the hand outs continue.

    The Republicans need a canidate that sounds more sincere and is a better speaker than Mitt Romney. He was too tight and arogent....really lost the election on not being a little more sincere and likeable. Everything else he did very well. It is a sales job! Ryan had a lot better personality than Mitt.
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    There was really noting wrong with Romney, the problem is the current crop of voting Americans! All that stuff you just listed is what the mainstream left media and the loons would have us believe. Romney did not win because the left and the lets face it, the American black, hispanic and asian population was not willing to admit that Obama was a failure in his first term and were willing to (lets be honester here, largely because of his skin color, which is racism) give him another chance. No white president with a similar first term record would have been re-elected! Witness Jimmy Carter. It is said that many conservatives stayed home because Romney was not conservative enough. There may be some truth to that and if so, shame on those who did, because look what we got instead! And if the same thing happens again next time, then we deserve what happens to this once great country. The left and the medial had so much invested in Obama he simply could not be allowed to lose, so they got the vote out by accusing Romney of murder and all sort of mayhem, none of which was true, but it worked because the losers who voted for Obama, and thats just what they are losers, just had to get him back in there for another try, loser that he is. We are becoming a banana republic. More and more people vote for the person most likely to keep the goodies and the freebies coming, which is usually the demtard party. Sick bunch of people that continue to vote for demtards!
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    took the people in the uk 13 years to get rid of the equivalent of what you have now, but because of the people who get the free stuff it ended up with whats there now,a coalition so the conservatives are hamstrung in trying to do anything because of the liberal specimens who hamstring everything. i wont be surprised if the are-hole labour get in next elections......at the elections the big cities with the benefit culture were first to declare results and all go to labour so in the future its getting so more places are going to vote "that way" and it doesnt matter what is happening to the country, so i think you over that side need to get used to how its going to be............................................

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